After a lot of their previous phones exploding, Samsung has brought out the new Galaxy S8 and wants you to trust it. We’d like to help Samsung in their cause and promote their product for them.

1) Be blown away by our new technology. Not our phone.

2) We do not cater to the ISIS

3) Galaxy S8 makes sure you don’t go out with a bang.

4) Baby I’ll catch an S8 for you… coz it’s safe.

5) Our phone in now water resistant in case something comes up.

6) S8 will not be confiscated at airport securities anymore.

7) Samsung S8 is the bomb! We don’t take that literally anymore.

8) At-least we have a headphone jack.

9) Our speaker function is the best in the industry. Keeping you away from harms length.

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